Nanci on Love

Mrs. Nanci White
11 Shady Tree Lane
Clover County, GA

Question: Have you ever made a decision but then wondered if it was really the right choice?

Answer: Oh yeah sure alright yes. I've got one of those.

I got married.

I was gonna leave, you know.

Get myself right the hell outta this town but then, well, I got cold feet thinkin' what if everywhere's not so different from here, darlin'... what if all towns is like this one an' all mens is like the one I got, and if I'm just gonna find more bushels of the same ol' hay I might as well settle where I'm at.

Speakin' of "cold feet," my pickle of a husband's got some damn cold ones -- icicles on the end of his lanky legs and razor sharp toenails to boot.

Always cuttin' me in the night, I've got the scars 'round my ankles to prove it. Damn blood anklets from that man's nasty toes.

Alright, so he's got weird toes, that's fine, I don't pay no mind. But he's lazy and he's rude... well he's irritating as a fruit fly, lazy as an obese feline sweatin' in the summer sun and irritable as a mare in heat, well... alright. This is gonna make me mad.

I never wanna ask myself questions like this.

'Cause, you know, if I think too much about it, I might just get the hell outta this darn town.

Ask me again in a few days, darlin'. See what I say in a few days.